can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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