im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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