it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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