you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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