I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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