he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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