meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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