I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
My dick has a subreddit
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Randomize
