Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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