I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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