Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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