i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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