Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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