i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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