What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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