It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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