its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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