soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
You ate ashes out of my bong
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
send nudes
from the living room?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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