i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
they need to just BURY HIM!
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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