You work out of a Hotel?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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