gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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