how can u be prego again
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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