Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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