Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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