That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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