My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
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