Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Randomize
