what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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