She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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