tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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