Whod you bang
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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