Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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