wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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