love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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