you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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