rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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