Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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