Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
They are going to name an STD after you.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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