This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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