dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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