Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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