Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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