So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
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