So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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