it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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