We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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