I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Randomize
