So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
tell me about the eggs
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