Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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