Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Your cock deserves a montage
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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