I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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