yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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